photographs

Sometimes on the way down you get a great view.

But seriously, dude, take a picture.  It'll last longer.  Just ask the guy who's taking a picture of you acting like a perv that will last forever on the Internet.

[via Izismile]

Far less popular than the book Images You Should Masturbate To which I've heard is a great bathroom read.

Believe it or not, this is a real book that was published last month.

If you want to find Images You Should Not Masturbate To, go here.

If you want to find images you can masturbate to, go anywhere else on the entire Internet.

[via Reddit]

"You know how you always want me to look at your baby?  Well, how about YOU look at your stupid fucking baby!  Forever!  Because I'm going to shove it in all your fucking photos!!  How does that feel?!?

"Oh!  You love it?!  Because you love your baby?!  I HATE YOU!"

[via Reddit]

Longtime Tosh.0 fans remember Joselyn as one of our original bloggers, but apparently Joselyn's too busy tweeting to actually blog anymore.

So since I am almost as lazy as she is, sometimes I go digging through her archives to find things I bet she wishes she could blog about.

Like this dude… Lenny.  What's he all about?  I mean, he's about looking cool, but what is he really about??

[via @JoselynHughes]

Look, I realize images on the web get passed around worse than the filthiest of whores at the seediest of parties in all of Ohio State University.

However, I'm sick of blogs adding their logo or URL address into an image like some tramp stamp announcing how hot they are.  Just because you crop out "failblog.org" only to superimpose "EpicFail.com" in a different corner doesn't mean I haven't seen the same image on a thousand other sites before you got your grubby little hands on it.

The Internet is becoming like some terrible acid trip: Every time I turn around I'm seeing the same faces everywhere!

"Wait, isn't that the same family from Awkward Family Photos?   But now they're here at Don'tJudgeMyHair.com.  How can they be two places at once?!  I'm losing it, dude!!"

Slow down, people!  Pretty soon we're going to use up all the images in the entire tubes of the interwebs and then we'll have nothing left to lol about!!!