Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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It's actually for the good of the galaxy. Everyone knows that if you take a photo of a photograph the entire universe is likely to collapse in on itself. It's more dangerous than a thousand Hadron Colliders.
[via Reddit]
Order now and your headshot session comes with a free ticket to Pound Town!*
*Free ticket to Pound Town must be redeemed before money shot.
[via Reddit]
"Look, whatever you do, when you take the picture, just make sure a fish isn't swimming in between the camera and my head so that when the picture comes out it looks like I have the head of a fish."
"Come on. That seems highly unlike–"
"JUST DO IT, MAN! JUST MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN!"
[via Blame It on the Voices]
Listen… ladies… if a guy needs to go through all the above to ask you to marry him, you are definitely too good for him.
Plus, it's a cool looking project, dude, but seriously? You're so insecure that you need to make this gigantic gesture to propose to your girlfriend, but then you are so self-important you want the whole world to see your work so you spread the video across the Internet??
You need to figure out where your esteem is at, buddy!
[via Neatorama]

Apparently, the Tosh.0 blog now covers art. Who knew?
On our radar today, Jon Rafman, an artist who — according to designboom — has created a series of pieces culled entirely from Google Street View. He searches their archive of drive-by photography looking for interesting images, takes a screengrab and then blows them up to wall-mounting size.
It's great for him because, unlike a real photographer, he doesn't have to actually take any pictures. Saves him a fortune on film and developing. (Or at least it could if people still used film and developing.)
Additionally, I feel like he's got to be breaking some sort of law which can really help his artist street cred. I believe it's considered heroic in the art world when you take on a giant business conglomerate. Heroic or "the easy way out"… I forget which one.
Regardless, there are a couple awesome finds such as this gun-toting maniac and these Segway riding weirdos. And you have to respect a man who spends his days scanning every inch of Google Street View.
Oh wait… Did I say "respect"? I meant "get a real job!"
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