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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

-Lingerie for men, because nothing soaks up ball sweat quite like lace

-McDonald's breakfast all day? Yes please with a side of hash browns.

-This bear escape looks a lot like a dude holding a piece of cardboard

-15 really bad engagement photos that make me happy I'm UTTERLY ALONE

-Some hot girl's asses, because texting them to one guy is fucking prude

-The best Larry David tattoos… pret-ty pret-ty cool

-A Kim Kardashian clone showed up in Ray-J's video. Thankfully she wasn't pregnant.

-Women are stupid. Here's why.

-Prison reviews on Yelp. May I serve my sentence at Rikers, Your Honor?

-And Obama with bangs.

[photo via HommeMystere]

Stop flailing. You're gonna come out blurry.

[via UberHumor]

"Yeah, it was really incredible. Blue skies, white sand, and we had the whole beach to ourselves."

[via Izismile]

I didn't know jerking off had a valedictorian.

[via Izismile]

…at stepping on your balls in the nicest way possible.

[via I Heart Chaos]

Thank God they got matching tattoos or else I wouldn't be able to tell they're a family.

[via Izismile]

Still better than that year Jerry Sandusky wandered into our Christmas photo.

[via Izismile]

Twelve men of the First Parish in Framingham, ages 64 to 87, make up the Celebration 2012 Calendar.

Unfortunately we missed the calendar signing last Sunday. But you can still buy your copy here. You know, for your grandma.

[via Buzzfeed]

"Hold on a second here, honey.  Let me check out the lunch time deal."

"Dear lord!  That woman isn't kissing a penis at all!  She's kissing a bird!  It's one thing for a woman to be putting a beautiful penis near her lips, but a filthy bird…  Disgusting.  Let's take our business elsewhere."

[via I Am Bored]

I know. Fuck.

[via Awkward Family Photos]