I'm In Need Of Some Boy Advice
Totally. Some bitches just throw themselves over their shoulder like a sac of potatoes and NO MAN WANTS THAT.
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Totally. Some bitches just throw themselves over their shoulder like a sac of potatoes and NO MAN WANTS THAT.
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Should've picked a different set of abs, kid. Everyone knows an outtie is a deal breaker.
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Ever since I got this sweet ride, women are just copy and pasting themselves onto me.
[via It Makes No Sense]
The only problem with Nicolas Cage is that he's not in everything. Lucky for us, some genius has created a Facebook page imagining what Hollywood would be like, if it were perfect.
Fire all the other actors. We don't need them anymore.
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