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Me neither. But for some reason, I watched the whole thing.
Hold on, you're assuming that Applejack and Rainbow Dash have the same mass? Please. Anyone who knows anything about My Little Ponies knows that Applejack is a country girl who grew up on a pony farm working hard to grow her family's apple business. So she likely weighs much less than the very muscular and well-fed Rainbow Dash.
Anyway. Carry on. You were saying something about science?
[via College Humor]
Some people believe this garbage. That's why I'm afraid to post this — because it might actually convert a few people to alternative medicine. To be safe, don't watch it for more than 3 minutes. I wasn't so lucky.
"Hopefully everyone's had chemistry… like, um, in school… way back when?" Call me homeopathic-phobic, but it's probably not a good sign when a lecture starts by making sure that the audience hasn't thought about science since elementary school.
Here's something else she says: "If you take that formula, E=MC^2, you can almost cross out mass. So the formula ends up being: energy equals the speed of light." Yes, she actually said that. Energy equals the speed of light. And I don't have energy in the morning unless I have a coffee. Therefore, coffee equals the speed of light.
Okay so you have this smart person that you may have heard of. Take their major science break through that has nothing to do with what I am saying. Alright are you still with me. Then take this other guy who you may have also heard of. Combine the two together and add a ton of complete bullshit. We take this bullshit and condense it down into pellets. We then sell our condensed bullshit pellets to you. Profit!