Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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Me neither. But for some reason, I watched the whole thing.
Hold on, you're assuming that Applejack and Rainbow Dash have the same mass? Please. Anyone who knows anything about My Little Ponies knows that Applejack is a country girl who grew up on a pony farm working hard to grow her family's apple business. So she likely weighs much less than the very muscular and well-fed Rainbow Dash.
Anyway. Carry on. You were saying something about science?
[via College Humor]
Some people believe this garbage. That's why I'm afraid to post this — because it might actually convert a few people to alternative medicine. To be safe, don't watch it for more than 3 minutes. I wasn't so lucky.
"Hopefully everyone's had chemistry… like, um, in school… way back when?" Call me homeopathic-phobic, but it's probably not a good sign when a lecture starts by making sure that the audience hasn't thought about science since elementary school.
Here's something else she says: "If you take that formula, E=MC^2, you can almost cross out mass. So the formula ends up being: energy equals the speed of light." Yes, she actually said that. Energy equals the speed of light. And I don't have energy in the morning unless I have a coffee. Therefore, coffee equals the speed of light.
Science and medical blogs have been bashing this homeopathy breakdown over the past 24 hours. But it wasn't until I read one user's comment on Reddit that I truly began to believe in homeopathy:
Okay so you have this smart person that you may have heard of. Take their major science break through that has nothing to do with what I am saying. Alright are you still with me. Then take this other guy who you may have also heard of. Combine the two together and add a ton of complete bullshit. We take this bullshit and condense it down into pellets. We then sell our condensed bullshit pellets to you. Profit!
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