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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

Turn the Lights Off, Carry Me Home

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 12, 2012 at 10:00AM

At least he didn't do it with Tupac lyrics.

"..all the other people on my block hate your guts, then you wonda why they stare and call you a slut."

[via College Humor]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 14, 2010 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Jamie understands…  Tosh.0 makes a great pick-up line.

Here are some other awesome ones:

"Hey, you like Tosh.0?  You know what else you might like?  Poking around in my man region!"

or "Hey, you like recording Tosh.0 on your DVR?  Know what I like recording?  Sex tapes!"

or "Hey, you think Daniel Tosh is sexy?  Know what else is sexy?  Sex.  We should have some of that."

Feel free to use any of these, guys.  It's not like I have a patent on them.

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