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At least he didn't do it with Tupac lyrics.
"..all the other people on my block hate your guts, then you wonda why they stare and call you a slut."
[via College Humor]
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At least he didn't do it with Tupac lyrics.
"..all the other people on my block hate your guts, then you wonda why they stare and call you a slut."
[via College Humor]
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