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Cut It Out, Mom

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 18, 2012 at 6:00PM

"Oh, this isn't directed at your team. It's directed at your happiness."

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Happy Father's Day?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 11, 2012 at 6:00PM

This is not the kind of "playing with Dad" that I miss from my childhood.

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Robert Andino Through The Years

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 13, 2012 at 3:00PM

Three years in Baltimore will wipe a smile off anyone's face.

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Your Family Vacation Looked Like A Lot Of Fun

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 5, 2012 at 3:00PM

"Fuck. It's Spring Break." -Fischer kids

[via The DW]

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Wong, Wong, Wright

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 5, 2011 at 1:00PM

It's like "Duck, Duck, Goose", except more racist.

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People Pulling Other People's Shirts at the Scariest Part of a Haunted House

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 6, 2011 at 5:00PM

There's a very funny photostream on Flickr by  Nightmares Fear Factory. They've captured photos of people at the scariest part of their haunted house.

A theme I noticed in these photos is the grabbing of other people's shirts. I've gathered ten of my favorite "don't run away without me" moments. Please enjoy.

Click the jump for more reminders of why you should never wear your favorite shirt to a haunted house.

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How To Properly Conceal Alcohol In Your Facebook Pictures

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 18, 2011 at 11:00AM

Are all of your Facebook pictures riddled with beer bottles and red cups? Well this blog has the perfect solution. Cats.

No one will know that what you're drinking isn't actually a cat! Not your parents or your employer or your youth pastor. They'll be just as fooled as they were that time you Photoshopped your head on Ryan Reynold's body!

"Wow, honey, I didn't know you joined a gym." ?Your Mom

[Standard Madness via reddit]

Just How Small Are Cee-Lo Green's Hands?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 29, 2011 at 2:00PM

I watched The Voiceon Tuesday expecting to hate it. I didn't. It's kind of entertaining. But that's not what this post is about. This post is about the size of Cee-Lo Green's hands.

Have you seen those things? They are so tiny!! And he is constantly using them when he talks.

I didn't hear a thing Cee-Lo said on the show because I was so focused on his miniature extremities.

After the jump, we'll take an in-depth look at just how small Cee-Lo Green's hands are.

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One Bus Ticket, Please

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 25, 2011 at 11:00AM

So all I have to do is pull on this cord and you'll stop? Right?

[via The HD]

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Stiff Competition

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 18, 2011 at 10:00AM

The competition was hard. The match was long. The tension grew and grew. But in the end, they rose to the top.

Okay, that's enough.

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