Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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There's a very funny photostream on Flickr by Nightmares Fear Factory. They've captured photos of people at the scariest part of their haunted house.
A theme I noticed in these photos is the grabbing of other people's shirts. I've gathered ten of my favorite "don't run away without me" moments. Please enjoy.
Click the jump for more reminders of why you should never wear your favorite shirt to a haunted house.
Are all of your Facebook pictures riddled with beer bottles and red cups? Well this blog has the perfect solution. Cats.
No one will know that what you're drinking isn't actually a cat! Not your parents or your employer or your youth pastor. They'll be just as fooled as they were that time you Photoshopped your head on Ryan Reynold's body!
"Wow, honey, I didn't know you joined a gym." ?Your Mom
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I watched The Voiceon Tuesday expecting to hate it. I didn't. It's kind of entertaining. But that's not what this post is about. This post is about the size of Cee-Lo Green's hands.
Have you seen those things? They are so tiny!! And he is constantly using them when he talks.
I didn't hear a thing Cee-Lo said on the show because I was so focused on his miniature extremities.
After the jump, we'll take an in-depth look at just how small Cee-Lo Green's hands are.
The competition was hard. The match was long. The tension grew and grew. But in the end, they rose to the top.
Okay, that's enough.
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