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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

How Old Do We Think He Is? 13? 35?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 2, 2013 at 2:00PM

couple

"Slate grey was the right choice, babygirl."

[via Acid Cow]

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WoW

Oopsie Daisy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 10:00AM

copfall

"What? Yeah I'll check his pulse in a sec lemme just get this picture LOL."

[via UberHumor]

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Cool Train On Those Khakis! Oh Wait That's Toilet Paper

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 28, 2013 at 4:00PM

He may not be perfect, but at least he can wipe himself.

[via Izismile]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Close Up

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 15, 2013 at 12:00PM

Janice Dickinson resorts to taking her own photo after paparazzi refuses.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Heather Elswick.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

At Least They Went In Peace. Well, With Peace Signs.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 26, 2013 at 4:00PM

I don't blame them. What a scenic freeway!

[via Izismile]

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The Greatest Living American

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 18, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Perhaps you've heard of my Greek ancestor, Weinus Minimus."

[via The Chive]

So Nice We Get Them Twice

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 3, 2013 at 12:00PM

One of these people loves the shocker, and the other one loves butts. Which is which?

Hint: this is a trick question.

[via Izismile]

Got 99 Problems

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 15, 2012 at 10:00AM

But a lack of archaic cell phones ain't one.

Being an embarrassment to myself is though.

[via Acid Cow]

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cell

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nokia

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My Weekend Was Good! Just Chilled With The Girls.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 5, 2012 at 10:00AM

"Okay fine, ONE more photo before I wipe."

[via Izismile]

'A Black Guy Died' Is Basically What They're Saying

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 5, 2012 at 4:00PM

Wait.. the guy from the Old Spice commercials died?? The one who played opposite Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day?? Not Madea! No!!

R.I.P. Actual Michael Clarke Duncan.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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