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"Slate grey was the right choice, babygirl."

[via Acid Cow]

"What? Yeah I'll check his pulse in a sec lemme just get this picture LOL."

[via UberHumor]

He may not be perfect, but at least he can wipe himself.

[via Izismile]

Janice Dickinson resorts to taking her own photo after paparazzi refuses.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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I don't blame them. What a scenic freeway!

[via Izismile]

"Perhaps you've heard of my Greek ancestor, Weinus Minimus."

[via The Chive]

One of these people loves the shocker, and the other one loves butts. Which is which?

Hint: this is a trick question.

[via Izismile]

But a lack of archaic cell phones ain't one.

Being an embarrassment to myself is though.

[via Acid Cow]

"Okay fine, ONE more photo before I wipe."

[via Izismile]

Wait.. the guy from the Old Spice commercials died?? The one who played opposite Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day?? Not Madea! No!!

R.I.P. Actual Michael Clarke Duncan.

[via The Clearly Dope]