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"Yeah, it was really incredible. Blue skies, white sand, and we had the whole beach to ourselves."

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I love what you've done with the place, Woody Allen.

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Well, it's official! Daniel chose the winning Instagram photo (above) and it now hangs in his office. I think he made a great choice.

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7 days from now we're all going to die.

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"Are you calling me fat?" -Megan

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I watched The Voiceon Tuesday expecting to hate it. I didn't. It's kind of entertaining. But that's not what this post is about. This post is about the size of Cee-Lo Green's hands.

Have you seen those things? They are so tiny!! And he is constantly using them when he talks.

I didn't hear a thing Cee-Lo said on the show because I was so focused on his miniature extremities.

After the jump, we'll take an in-depth look at just how small Cee-Lo Green's hands are.

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Technique isn't important here.  He's clearly working with a really big fork.

via The High Definite

The reason this picture is funny has nothing to do with dark clouds or cheeseburgers, it's the sign itself.

If you're not hip on the internet lingo, this should explain it for ya.

NOW do you get it? We're an internet show. You people need to be on top of these things.

via The Daily What

Stalking people on Facebook is about to get a lot better. Eight times better to be precise.

No more squinting to make out tiny pictures.  Facebook announced they've started "rolling out support for print-quality, high-resolution photos."  The new format will allow images to be up to 8 times larger.

The implications are many.  Remember how you recently stopped crotch-stuffing?  Yeah, time to start riding that train again.

Women, those cute poses might be enough to make you look attractive with a mere 720 pixels, but at 2048 pixels you're going to need to focus on the two "makes" — makeup and make-ing sure you stay away from people with cameras.

That's right, thanks to the new and improved Facebook we can all revel in being the hideous trolls that we are.

[via Techland]

That's all.

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