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"I know my car is fancy, but deep down I'm actually a really humble turd of a human being."

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So basically: vote Ron for Town Treasurer!

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"Okay, Tommy, your turn. What song best describes YOU?"

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You know it's hard out here for a pigeon.

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Last Thursday, we showed you "Scarecrow" and asked you to give us a better title.  It's kind of anticlimactic now that Halloween is over, but we gotta go through with this anyway.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Scarecrow."  I figured it was vaguely appropriate for Halloween.  So there you go.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Gary Huskey with his title, "Local Chinese buffet leaves doors unlocked.  News at 11."  It's funny because duck is a popular Chinese dish and the video had a lot of ducks in it!  Congratulations, Gary!

Go, Derrick Paul Homes, and brush ya shoulders off.

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Who said lawyers were boring professionals with no game? Not this guy! He's been a macking player since the day he was born.

I wanna go to Santa Clara Law School just to learn from the hustler himself. Sign me up for the Laws of Pimpin' 101!

Yes, he really exists. And no, your name is not as cool as his.

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