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Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 19, 2012 at 11:00AM

If you want her $40 cash, you're gonna have to get through that steel fortress of wrinkles.

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Have You Paid Your Taxes Yet?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 15, 2010 at 6:00PM

According to this commemorative pin, in 2006 Scrooge McDuck had to file a 1040A… and was none too pleased about it.

What's the standard deduction for a cartoon duck anyway?

Ha.  What am I talking about!?  The richest duck in the world probably itemizes his deductions.

If you haven't filed yet, don't worry…  You still have six more hours!  Unless you live in the Central Time Zone; then you have seven more hours!  And if you live in the Pacific Time Zone, you have nine more whole hours!!  And if you live in Mountain Time Zone, you can suck it!!

Oh, Mountain Time.  We kid because we love.  Don't worry; it's cool.  My mom was a Mountain Time.

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