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Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 17, 2013 at 4:00PM

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Barbie's pasties sold separately.

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If You Want To Tell Your Dogs Apart, Humiliate One

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 3, 2013 at 3:00PM

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That pet looks just like its owner('s vagina).

[via Izismile]

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Yee Haw

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 30, 2013 at 11:00AM

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POP QUIZ: Which of these people made a fortune in Strawberry Quik investments?

[via Acid Cow]

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Do You Burn Easily?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 21, 2013 at 2:00PM

It's important to wear colors that compliment your skin tone.

[via Izismile]

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It Must Be Valentine's Day

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 14, 2013 at 11:00AM

The perfect way to say "I think your vagina is A-OK! (Just don't get any on me.)"

[via This Is Horrible]

'Nah, I Don't Need A Ride. See You Soon.'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 18, 2012 at 1:00PM

Dude. That was supposed to be Tonya's present.

[via Izismile]

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Keep This In Mind When Holiday Shopping

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 30, 2012 at 2:00PM

What are you, a Women's Studies major? Pick a Barbie and let's roll.

[via Reddit]

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Thumbs Up To YOU, Sir

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 28, 2012 at 2:00PM

I hope those footies are gasoline and homeless man urine proof.

[via The Chive]

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Are You Two Sisters?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 1, 2012 at 11:00AM

Don't forget to spay or neuter your daughter.

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Nothin' Like A Good Ol' Sperm Extractor

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 27, 2012 at 12:00PM

When this machine comes to America, I'm going to get dumped immediately.

[via Barstool]

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