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Luckily, their new pizza pipe's got you covered.

[via IAB]

Let's be honest, I'm just going to spend it on milk-bones and bitches.

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Bobby Bradley.

To see other top captions, check out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Now if only that dog could buy a ticket,
the Mets would have just 41,799 seats left to fill.

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On the eleventh day of Tosh, we give to thee, Pipers Piping…

Lords a-leaping, Ladies Dancing, Maids a-milking, Swans a-swimming, Geese a-laying, Golden Rings, Calling Birds, French Hens, Turtle Doves, and a Partridge In A Pear Tree.

The pipe juice is loose.

So that's where Nesquick comes from…

More Ovaltine please!

[via My Food Looks Funny]