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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

Wow

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 8, 2013 at 5:00PM

nohands

Never seen a Jedi pee before.

[via Izismile]

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I Repeat DO NOT Use The Urinals

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 25, 2013 at 10:00AM

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You should definitely pee on this chair though.

[via Imgur]

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I Need Some ME Time

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 29, 2013 at 11:00AM

This is only weird until you realize he pees out of his butt.

[via Izismile]

When In Rome

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 22, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I don't say this often, but 'Nice dong, Grandma.'"

[via Acid Cow]

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He's Still Got It

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 12, 2012 at 2:00PM

It ain't Thanksgiving until a stream of urine shoots out of Uncle Carl's leotard.

[via It Makes No Sense]

It's Good To Switch It Up

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 5, 2012 at 3:00PM

This is a great way to practice your handstand while also peeing into your own mouth.

[via Two Guys One Account]

This Week's Raw Clips

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 31, 2012 at 1:20AM

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

Close Enough

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 24, 2012 at 3:00PM

"I can't wait to go home and masturbate 5 inches away from my girlfriend's vagina."

[via Izismile]

So Close, Yet So Very Far

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 4, 2011 at 4:00PM

"Had beers with friends.  Went shopping for some new clothes.  Overall, it was a pretty uneventful weekend."

[via Izismile]

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Urine My Spot

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 28, 2011 at 10:00AM

I suppose you can think of a better place to put my urine??

[via Reddit]

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