pissing

Never seen a Jedi pee before.

[via Izismile]

Look, if you have to walk to the restroom, my advice is don't even bother.

[via The Chive]

And you thought your depressing life was reason enough for binge drinking…

Well, in the not too distant future, you may look forward to extra trips to the restroom as a chance to participate in this competitive urination game.

Yes, you should be skeptical of anything that aims a "sensor" directly at your junk.

And you have to ask yourself, "Can technology really improve upon the good ol' fashioned sword fight?"

Still, the only real harm I see in this is the harm you'll cause your bladder by holding things in when attempting to top your high score.

Here's hoping they make a version for the iPad.  I've been looking for a good excuse to piss all over everyone's iPads.

[via VVV]

See.  A little creativity can go a long way.

As a kid, my parents used to drive us around to look at all the Christmas light decorations.  We never saw anything like this, which is unfortunate, because those drives were the most boring part of the holiday season.

Something like the display above would have really spiced things up.  Plus, I could have kept that house in mind for years later when I needed a neighbor to buy us beer.

Thankfully, now the Internet can replace all that quality family time spent in the car.  And if Christmas light images start going viral, that'd be great for all those overzealous homeowners with excessive light displays intended to show up their neighbors who could really care less.

Let's move that competition out of the cul-de-sac and take it worldwide!  Why be the arrogant dick of the subdivision when you can be the biggest dick on the web!  …in a Christmas light sense, not a pornographic sense.

[via Reddit]