pizza

…So I apologize if I'm a little crusty.

(Sorry, that joke was cheesy.)

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It's gotta be better than Adam Levine's new scent, which I assume smells like selling out.

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Same person that's home in the middle of the day.

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Yeah, the schools around here are terrible, BUT: we'll add pepperoni.

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Great, now I'm also craving a roller rink and a 2-liter of Pepsi.

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If your ice cream isn't delivered in 30 minutes or less, we guarantee it will still taste like dog shit.

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Why buy a homeless guy a meal when your cat can have a degrading costume.

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It's taking all my will power not to make a joke about pepperoni nipples.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

"And then I'm going to continue having sex with your mom."

Big deal. True freedom is being able eat pizza without pants on. 'Murica.

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