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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The worst hairdos ever, and by worst I think they mean best
• Instagram unbanned ThatLooksLikeADick. Thank God because I love looking at penis clouds and whatnot.
• A guy called 911 EIGHTY times requesting Kool-Aid, burgers and weed. He got arrested.
• New Pizza Hut App lets you order on your Xbox. Go on, you lazy fucks! Enjoy!
• Painting a hot dog on your iPad using hot dogs. He's disguised his voice so I'm guessing this was made by Donald Trump.
• Happy Hump Day! Here are more girl's asses. Don't say I didn't do you any favors.
• 50 most ridiculous man caves. If you have one of these you'll stay single because ew.
• Here's what Bruce Jenner looks like this week. The Kardashian Klan has finally turned him into a woman!
• And Andrew Bynum flamenco dancing. Because why not.

[photo via World Wide Interweb]

First we found out that Pizza Hut UK has Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza and now this!?

WHAT THE EFF, AMERICAN PIZZA HUT? WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID AND BORING?

If I want pizza with pepperonis and cheese, I'm going to go anywhere besides Pizza Hut because it will undoubtedly taste better. But if I'm in the mood for a pizza stuffed with a cheeseburger or a hot dog, I'm lookin' at you, disgusting fast food chain restaurant. And you're dropping the ball.

Make it a double cheeseburger. Add bacon. Do what it takes to get this thing to the States.

[via Eater]

Can I get the number four combo with a Sprite? And an umbrella. It just started raining.

[via The Chive]

Last Thursday, we showed you "Duck Eating Pizza Hut Pizza" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Duck Eating Pizza Hut Pizza."  Obviously, I've been saving this video for a very special occasion.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

In one of our tightest votes in quite some time, Tommy Keller edged out Curt Pangracs to win this week's Rename This Video Vote.  The winning title: "I like the part where he moves it."  It's funny because it's a phrase that everyone has heard on the Internet a million times and what's funnier than hearing the same jokes used over and over in slightly different variations in different situations!  Congratulations, Tommy!!

QUESTION: What country has the coolest Pizza Hut?

A. America                     B. Finland

C. India                          D. Mexico

ANSWER: C

If you got that right, you get to dance in a train station with a pretty, scar-faced girl.

[via TBT]

The delivery guy's not judging you because you're fat, he's judging you because you ordered from Pizza Hut.

He gets to eat that shit for free and despite the fact that he makes less than minimum wage, he still turns it down.

[via Reddit]

Nowadays, with the whole of online videos consisting of a mishmash of scripted garbage, terrible vlogs, people getting hurt and unwatchable nonsense, we often forget the original purpose of the personal camcorder: Showing people your lame vacation movies!

Well, this footage recently dredged up by The Consumerist (despite being well over a year old) harkens back to those simpler times.  However, clocking in at a short 33 seconds, this home video actually provides an interesting look into one's travels without forcing family members to come up with an excuse to leave the room.

You see, it looks like a beautiful view of the pyramids, right?  But it's actually taken from inside a Pizza Hut.

It's amazing how something that has been so beloved and appreciated by generations of people from around the globe — such as Pizza Hut — can be in such close proximity to something absolutely abhorred and completely inedible — like the Pyramids.

[via BuzzFeed via The Consumerist]