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I don't need your stupid slice of pizza.

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But the food was good? K, I'll try it.

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In January, we discovered that DiGiorno had a Pizza & Cookies meal. People were happy, nay, ecstatic, to learn of the product.

But in just a few short months, the monstrosity above happened.

Go to your room, Internet.

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I'm totally kidding. You better believe if I spend £500 on a fucking pizza I'm going to devour it. I am going to eat every last slice of Prince William's ham hair and I am going to love it.

Mmm… royal cheese boobs.

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I'm going to run downstairs and get diabetes.

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I ordered a pizza?!??!

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It's not Thyroid Disease, it's DiGiorno.

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Herpes Pizza — where you order a pizza once and pay for it the rest of your life.

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The delivery guy's not judging you because you're fat, he's judging you because you ordered from Pizza Hut.

He gets to eat that shit for free and despite the fact that he makes less than minimum wage, he still turns it down.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Noah! You can come to my house! I live in LA. Can you be here by 10:30?

We'll have pizza and watch the show! I can't wait! I've already seen it a few times so I hope you don't mind if I just say the jokes along with Daniel. It'll be fun. I promise.

Oh! Can you bring Sprite? I already ordered us a cookie cake. And bring your friends! But make sure you bring enough Sprite for everyone.

This is going to be great. After the show we can go swimming! (If you bring a pool.)

Again, I've got the pizza and the TV and the cookie cake. You're bringing Sprite and people and a pool. What a fun party!

Who else wants to come over TONIGHT at 10:30pm/9:30c to watch an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0 on Comedy Central?!