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"Timmy, how many times has mommy told you not to play near the precipice of death?"

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Same thing happened to me last time I flew first class. I'd downed like six Jack and Cokes, but still.

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It's not like I sound like, dumb for saying "like". It's totally a real word. And you're dumb for not knowing that!

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Last Thursday, we showed you "World Record Paper Airplane Distance.mov" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

Lance messed with the wrong amateur pilot.

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Great– Another guy who can't go down properly.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Amanda Romano.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

This video is called "World Record Paper Airplane Distance.mov."  Dot mov??  Slow down, poindexter.  Let's do what this person should've done before uploading to YouTube and rename this video.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was HunterDad Alexander with his title, "THIS IS HOW HAPPY I AM TO FINALLY BE OUT OF TOSH'S ASS!"  It's not funny though.  I did some additional reading on this video and I think the hamster may have been mentally impaired.  Shame on you, HunterDad.  Shame.  But congratulations!

If my Facebook page all of a sudden becomes the most disturbing thing you've ever seen, it's because I'm taking a KLM flight soon and I want a row to myself.

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"And then I was charged a $35 fee for complimentary luggage cleaning."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Never fly Virgin Airlines. That shit was weird.

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