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This Is No Way To Go

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 17, 2013 at 5:00PM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

"Anyone know where Greg is? I haven't seen him since he was engulfed by that hoard of monkeys and one came out wearing his tank top."

[via Izismile]

Planet Of The Grapes

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 18, 2013 at 11:00AM

 

They used to let him drink Mountain Dew before he ripped that lady's face off.

[via Live Leak]

Stupid Monkey Is Very Bad At Using An iPhone

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 4, 2011 at 11:00AM

The description for this video says "monkey unlocks and sends text message on an iPhone". But it looks more like the monkey is "just slapping his dirty little monkey hands all over an iPhone".

Doesn't he know iPhones fingerprint easily?? Probably not! Because he's a monkey and he doesn't even know how to unlock it!

More like Rise of the Planet of the Humans. (Still starring James Franco, obviously.)

[via BWE]

So…This Happened

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 7, 2010 at 10:00AM

Two women were arrested after they tried to take the body of a dead relative on to a plane in Liverpool. According to BBC News, "Staff became suspicious when they tried to check in 91-year-old Curt Willi Jarant, who was wearing sunglasses, for a flight to Berlin on Saturday."

The women, his widow and step-daughter, claimed they thought he was asleep. They were later arrested for failing to give notification of death. And for reenacting a cheeseball '80s comedy.

Okay, so the last part isn't true. But come on! If you're going to go for it, go for the gold! Of all the gems of the '80s, you play out Weekend at Bernie's? At least dance through detention or steal a baby or travel in the DeLorean time machine…do something awesome! Don't just throw sunglasses on your dead step-dad and book him a flight to Germany.

Gah! Bad remakes are the worst! I'm looking at you, Planet of the Apes. I'm looking directly at you.