planking

Planking, coning, owling?they're all harmless. But falling? Falling is dangerous, you guys.

Let me tell you a story…

One time in college I was filming this movie and this guy in it pretended to fall while we were all bowling but he landed wrong and broke his collarbone. He wore an arm sling for like 6 months. A bunch of years later I saw him at Hooters and we pretended like we didn't know each other.

The moral of that story is that fake falling can ruin friendships.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

We can learn a lot from children. Naps are a necessity, sharing is overrated, and picking your nose is okay as long as you have somewhere to stash the booger.

Also, planking, is just dumb.

It seems even more ridiculous through the eyes of kids. They're as open-minded as they come but they still find this behavior unacceptable.

"We're running out of stuff to post on the Internet!!!!"

No shit, Sloane. Nooo shit.

[The Fine Bros]

Planking is so last season. And coneing is bad for your health. So let's all join in on the new craze: Stocking!

I recreated a stock photo today and boy was it fun…

That stock photo is called "I Love My Job!".

And this stock photo is called "Frustrated At Work".

Mike actually isn't stocking. That's just what he did when I asked him to participate.

[Stocking Is The New Planking]

"Get down from there right now!  And wipe that shit-eating grin off your face!!"

[via I Am Bored]

Now it's time to play Planking or Dead! It's a very fun game where we look at a picture of an old celebrity laying on an expensive mahogany table and we try to figure out whether they're dead or just really behind on the whole planking thing.

So fun!

Either way, Hef, no feet on the table.

[via BIOTV]

Also, this is why you should stop eating at that girl's apartment.

Her kitchen smells like feet.

[via the HD]

Sometimes on the way down you get a great view.

But seriously, dude, take a picture.  It'll last longer.  Just ask the guy who's taking a picture of you acting like a perv that will last forever on the Internet.

[via Izismile]

Tom Green made a claim via his Twitter and uploaded video evidence to his YouTube channel to show that he invented "planking" back in 1994 …at least 3 years earlier than other groups claim to have invented it.

Planking has been a huge viral phenomenon (formerly know as a "fad") and finding out who invented it has absolutely no repercussions, so it's important we get to the bottom of this.

After watching the video above, what do you think?  Did Tom Green invent planking?

Follow up question: Who is Tom Green?

Tom Green also spoke to CNN, pointing out that when he did his bit he called it "Dead Guy" since it was someone "lying there in the prone position as if they've died or passed out."

Next up, Tom Green will claim that he also invented "Career Planking."

[via The Daily What]

Planking on top of tall buildings can be dangerous.

I find the safest "urban" planking happens with some Keith Sweat music playing in the background.

[via I Am Bored]

Prankster Alki Stevens proves that holding your ice cream upside down can be endlessly funny.

This prank is so much better than the last one where everybody just laid down. Because this involves ice cream!

You can add ice cream to anything to make it better than before.

Cake? Meh. Cake and ice cream? Yeah!

A movie? Meh. A movie and ice cream? Yeah!

Prison? Meh. A prison with ice cream? I'll consider it!

[via BWE]