If you are skinny and your boobs are real, you?re probably going to die. If you get shot, that is.
Samantha Lynn Frazier of Atlantic City, pictured above, credits her love handles for saving her life after she was shot twice last weekend.
The Huffington Post reports that Frazier isn?t the first person with heroic fat rolls.
Snaz Martin, a British bartender with an awesome name, was saved by his beer belly after being stabbed in the stomach. The sheer size of his gut, doctors said, prevented vital organs from being damaged.
And whaddaya know? Lydia Carranza?s size D breast implants saved her life when she was shot in her (voluptuous) chest last summer.
So what does this mean for all of us who walk around daily without protection of any sort?
Those of you packing on the pounds now have an excuse to avoid the gym. And those of us flat-chested girls (holla!) now have cold, hard evidence that getting a boob job would save our lives. Finally.
On a side note, who knew Heidi Montag was just taking precautions against her potential murder?