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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

What A Show-Off

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 30, 2013 at 2:00PM

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Well I can hold up one college degree, which is even more impressive.

[via The Chive]

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We ALL Heart Your MILF

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 19, 2013 at 1:00PM

I'm not positive, but this person MAY want to fuck their mother. Either way: Happy President's Day!

[via Break]

And Now I Can't Eat Breakfast Off Anything Else

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 10, 2012 at 1:00PM

Man, I buy the weirdest stuff to qualify for Super Saver Shipping.

[via Izismile]

Nowadays You Have to Really Think Outside the Box for Your License Plate

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 2, 2012 at 12:00PM

I'm assuming this guy is the winner of some "Come up with one word that best describes the Arizona Cardinals franchise and put it on your license plate" contest.

[via it Makes no Sense]

The Importance of Vowels

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 6, 2012 at 1:00PM

O U meant "TEACH KIDS."

O U sure you weren't thinking of two other letters?

[via I Am Bored]

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Acura Legend of Zelda

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 19, 2012 at 4:00PM

Much funnier than my 1996 Toyota Supra Mario Bros.

[via Reddit]

I Know That's Not My Mom

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 24, 2011 at 12:00PM

My mom has way more mileage and someone is always trying to shove something in her trunk.

[via Unique Daily]

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She Knows What She Meant

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 27, 2011 at 1:00PM

What's this world coming to!?  Can't a loving mother of two have a sexually explicit license plate anymore??

But let's see what you guys think…

[via Jalopnik]

Well This Is an Unfortunate License Plate

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 13, 2011 at 10:00AM

The only thing the DMV screwed up worse than my plates is my driver's license photo…  It's a plane crashing into the World Trade Center.

[via Someecards]

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