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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Man's Best Friend

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 16, 2012 at 12:00PM

Good thing Camilla de Vil isn't around to see this.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Ben Ginsburg.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Next Stop: The Balls

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 17, 2012 at 11:00AM

He's working on the design for a new transit system in San Francisco.

[via Reddit]

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Word To The Wise

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 10, 2012 at 11:00AM

That's just solid advice for everyone.

[via The HD]

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The Most Accurate 'How To' Video I've Seen

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 9, 2012 at 5:00PM

Was it April Fools Day eight days ago already??

[via topherchris]

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A Grammy Award Winning Artist

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 16, 2012 at 1:00PM

Seriously.  Can you believe he earns a living doing that?

Alright, now I gotta go find a pic on Tumblr and write one unfunny joke about it.

[via It Makes No Sense]

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You Can't Teach a Lazy Owner Any Tricks

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 17, 2011 at 1:00PM

"The dog isn't that impressive.  I'm still the one who has to record the videos and post them to YouTube."

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Reminder: Trampolines Are Still Very Dangerous

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 15, 2011 at 5:00PM

Trampolines are the 3rd most leading cause of early death behind cancer and being a child actor. Maybe. I didn't look that up.

Anyway, they're dangerous!!!

This isn't the most terrifying trampoline accident we've seen nor is it the most painful fall. I bellyflopped off a rope swing last week and my bruises probably rival this kid's. I'M SINCERELY SORRY I DIDN'T GET THAT ON CAMERA.

But it's always fun to see children fly off trampolines. Especially right after their mom says, "You're landing this every time."

You could have at least knocked on wood, Mom! ?That Kid

[via Videogum]

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Cat Plays 'Guess Which Hand'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 22, 2011 at 2:00PM

I'll be impressed when they play "Knife or Banana".

[via TBT]

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Big Sister Extracts A Tooth

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 18, 2011 at 5:00PM

"Dr. Ruby is efficient but her hands taste disgusting." -Yelp Reviewer

[via The DW]

Witch Child Makes Her Brother Disappear

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 16, 2011 at 11:00AM

OMIGODHOWDIDSHEDOTHAT?

It's magic!!!

Okay, now make The New Adventures of Old Christine disappear.

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