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Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from bbaallman in response to a†picture of Snooki reading a book.
I appreciate this irrelevant comment for its simplicity. But it's still ridiculous. I give you Snooki on a spring horse at a playground reading a book called "Power" and you give me blog blog blog?!
Come on, bbaallman! Our relationship is a two-way street!
Now get your hands off my ass.
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Confession time… I saw Step Up 3D.
…Snooki will find you. And she'll make you join her book club.
To†fight the explosion of sexist nut shot clips online, Daniel introduced a new genre of video to the Internet.
Make your own Cooter Kicks videos and leave us a link in the comments! But be careful not to hurt your lady friends.
That said, there were a lot of great responses.† I thought Avery Christmas's "Shauna Sand's sex tape?" was particularly funny.† But I think ZachG's "2 Asses; 1 Trumpet" takes the cake for being such a thinking man's joke.
But moving on to this week's challenge…† "Pig at the Playground"…
Think you got a funnier name for this video?† Let us know in the comments!† Then check back next week when we'll post our favorite.
Rough day at work? We all know how that is. Some of us drink when we get home. Some of us exercise to blow off steam. But not very many of us seek solace in a red plastic friend who's missing one of his eyes. Even a swing or a slide I would understand — but that monkey-looking thing is firmly planted in the ground. Boring.
Little does this fellow know — his image is on websites everywhere. Thousands of people are chuckling at him from their homes. I wonder if he'd still feel as lonely if they were all laughing at him right there in the park.
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