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Norway is suffering from a butter crisis. And Tommy wants Americans to stop taking the issue so lightly.

Not since Chris Crocker begged us to leave Britney alone have we heard such a passionate plea.

So to all of you who are mocking the poor Norwegians while enjoying your morning toast: you better watch out! Because Tommy will fly to your house and eat the butter out of your fridge IN FRONT OF YOUR FAMILY.

Of course you can go to the store and get more butter because you don't live in Norway. But you won't be able to go to the store and get a new brain that doesn't hold the memory of watching Tommy eat butter out of your fridge. So keep that in mind.

[via Videogum]

According to James West of Sydney, he's been accidentally CC'd on an American family's Thanksgiving dinner-related email exchange for the last three years.

Now he's reached out to them and been given the invitation he was hoping for. News.com.au reported that West?s attempts to contact the Trans have succeeded and he's flying 26 hours to Florida to attend the feast he spent years hearing about.

As a Floridian that moved 3,000 miles away, I can say with complete sincerity that no matter how cool the Trans are, it will not be worth it to travel 26 hours to that place.

But best of luck, James. If the Trans murder you as soon as you exit the plane, you'll probably be better off.

[via The DW]

Hey kid, I'll tell you why someone stole your backpack.  It's because you are obviously a spoiled, overprivileged little mama's boy who needed a dose of reality.

I feel for ya, kid.  I really do.  But life in the real world isn't always as sweet as Halloween candy.

It stings now, but you'll get over it.  And you'll be a better person for it.

P.S.  How do I turn on your PSP?