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Fan Favorites: Epic Beard Man

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 6, 2013 at 6:00PM

Casey Smith from U of Mich,

I grant your wish 'cause you tha ish.

And even though this one's been done,

Who cares? Encores are so much fun.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

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Just Make Sure You Get Something Really Meaningful

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 19, 2012 at 3:00PM

You know what his grandkids are going to say..

"..What the hell is a microwave?"

[via Imgur]

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Who Says Romance Is Dead?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 13, 2012 at 5:00PM

The best kind of cards, are index cards.

[via Imgur]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 7, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Las rosas son rojas
Las violetas son azules
Ven a mi casa esta noche
Y lamer Tosh.0 fuera de los dedos del pie

What You're Rapping About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 2, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0 from fans who sometimes happen to be adult film stars.

When a couple of vids
That were really damn good
Made me cry out laughin' louder than I should

I'll submit a Viewer Video, I'm not scared
Gonna film something awesome and upload it right HERE

What?! It's cool when the porn star does it but not when I do?

A Poem for the Ages

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 7, 2011 at 11:00AM

This poem is everything M. Night Shyamalan movies should be.

(If you have trouble reading, click here for larger version.)

[via Reddit]

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Pamela Anderson Wrote A Poem For 'Playboy'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 16, 2010 at 3:00PM

This is the end of that poem:

"The youth … The wild that rose up from the ashes. The adults … Living and dead that fought for our rights … Artists … Sweet artists …. Hold on … Crazy, the world goes on … And goes …."

You're probably confused. But that's probably just because you didn't get to read the beginning.

Guess we'll all have to go buy 'Playboy' now. Those ellipses aren't reading themselves.

Also, Islam Erotica? Yeah, this issue has serious potential.

[via USA Today]

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