pokemon

Should I be worried that my Chlamydia doesn't look like Grimace?

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Drop the "watching Tosh.0 & playing pokemon" part and you would have my perfect weekend!

Ha.  Just kidding.  I would be watching Tosh.0 because they pay my salary and I need that money to buy more Tagalongs.

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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9-year-old Henry Chao has advanced to the world championships of Pokémon which take place this August.

I'm sure he'll win just by being a total fucking badass. His intimidating stare and his resemblance to Ash Ketchum (yes, I knew that off the top of my head) are enough to scare away the competition.

I'm rooting for Henry. And you should too. I mean, look at him! That is one fierce poke(r)mon face!

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