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"Tramp." – A Mailbox

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A black panther AND a barber's pole? He's actually a lot more tolerant than I thought.

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"No, I said BLOW UP the railroad." -Wile E. Coyote

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It's all that shoulder hair that gives him the extra oomf.

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No chewing couches in the Champagne Room.

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This is the cleanest way to ride the MARTA.

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Smelliest lap dance I've ever received.

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If you're no longer earning enough money to pay the babysitter, it's probably a sign your days as a stripper should end.

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We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

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What's it gonna take to get a cab around here?

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