Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- 12 boob gifs. I just tried to grab my computer screen.
- Parakeets running in slow motion, which pairs nicely with almost any genre of music.
- Cow farts could one day fuel planes. In terms of cow parts, farts are really the only thing we DON'T use.
- A guy had an erection for 8 months. That's what you get for getting a dick implant.
- Dogs out the window will make you question every stress you have in life.
- Miley Cyrus has a grill now. She could barely talk before!
- Here's a guy dancing at an electronics expo, dancing pretty much how you'd expect from someone attending an electronics expo.
- Facebook has hashtags now. #ohyeahnothatsreallycoolwealllovehashtags.
- A couple married at Ikea. Their first, second, and third courses were all Swedish meatballs.
- An idiot called the police on his hooker because she wasn't hot enough. Wait not all hookers are hot?!
- And girls in towels, because I'm a sweetheart.
[still via I am Bored]