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Most people believe this humorous campaign ad is supposed to be a joke, poking fun at a real life incident where Winnipeg mayor Sam Katz accidentally kicked a kid in the face during a charity soccer event.

However, joke or not, I think it could have a real effect on the next election.  I mean, who wouldn't vote for a mayor that kicks kids in the face?  If it were legal, I'd kick kids in the face all the time.

Loitering in the mall?  Kick in the face.
Underage drinking?  Kick in the face.
Kick another kid in the face?  Kick in the face.

Sam Katz will clean up Winnipeg from all the damn punks one face kick at a time!  Here, here.

Get off my lawn, you damn kids, or I will kick all of you in the face… legally… thanks to Sam Katz!

I gotta be honest. I know we're supposed to watch this and think Chris Coons is raping us (metaphorically speaking) but I kind of think this ad makes him look awesome.

It could easily be a preview for a Vin Diesel movie where Vin plays the "Tax Man", a badass with a heart of gold.

Like I said, AWESOME.

[via Videogum]

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In Alabama they speak English. They also wear cowboy hats and use the word hawhah, as in "Hawhah am I on a horse?"

Dale Peterson has been a farmer, a businessman, a cop, and a Marine during Vietnam. Dale Peterson is America.

No matter how many yard signs are stolen from his supporters' homes, Dale Peterson will still get his message out. Ya'll better believe that.

If you give a rip, choose Dale Peterson as Agriculture Commissioner. Hawhah would you vote for anyone else?

[via Gawker]