politics

Hide your kids if you want, but definitely hide your wife.

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Whoa: a dog with his own driver? You've got my vote!

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"Will you feed me now, Mommy?"

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Sign will have to do for now.

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Finally, something that makes me more nauseous than listening to Rick Santorum.

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We've posted a lot of bad lip-readings.  Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann, Herman Cain…

So you may be asking, "Guys, the Rick Santorum bad lip-reading has been out for over a month.  Why haven't you put it on the blog?"

Frankly, I watched it and didn't even realize it was a bad lip-reading.  I thought that was just Santorum being crazy ol' Santorum.

But now is the time.  Because if you look at the list above, having your BLR vid posted on the blog essentially guarantees the end of your chances as a candidate.

This is for the greater good.

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I'm assuming this was made from Santorum's personal stash?

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Don't say the Tosh.0 Blog never covers the 2012 elections.

Daily Show who??

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He has no shot at winning.  No one's gonna vote for a guy with a beard.

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Rick Perry has a new campaign ad. In it, he says:

I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.

Peter Coffin went ahead and fixed that ad.

There is something wrong in this country. And it's that people like Rick Perry don't actually walk around with a giant ass for a face.

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