politics

Don't say the Tosh.0 Blog never covers the 2012 elections.

Daily Show who??

[via The Daily What]

He has no shot at winning.  No one's gonna vote for a guy with a beard.

[via IAB]

Rick Perry has a new campaign ad. In it, he says:

I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.

Peter Coffin went ahead and fixed that ad.

There is something wrong in this country. And it's that people like Rick Perry don't actually walk around with a giant ass for a face.

[via The Clearly Dope] [Context]

Just what we need…  Another "Washington insider" running for office.

[via Whatevs dot net]

"Mike," I hear none of you saying, "why don't you ever inform us of the latest in Internet-related current events?"

Good question!  The Internet isn't all Halloween lights and stripper pumpkins.

For instance, yesterday, President Obama became the first president to launch his own Tumblr.

Does this mean the President will be reblogging all of your favorite animal pics?  Probably.

So, Mr. President, as part of my civic duty, I hereby present to you this image that I reblogged on my Tumblr for use on the presidential Tumblr…

It feels good to finally be an active member of our participatory government.  God bless America.

[via The Daily What]

When she buys stickers for folks in prison, she brings milk. Not backyard meth.

Michele Bachmann for a healthy prison party 2012!

[Bad Lip Reading, previously Rick Perry]

No Mike Hunt? Okay. Iva Boner? Iva Boner here? Iva Boner in the audience. Moving right along. Dr. Anal Sex? Dr. Anal Sex.

Where is everyone?!

[via The DW]

Newspaper editors, on other hand, are quite awesome.

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I'm up for giving life on Mars a go.

[via IHC]

I can't wait to see Malcolm debate his opponents. I assume every rebuttal will be, "Yeah, but being retired with $40 million at 19 has not been awful."

And then he'll throw in something about their mom.

[via @frankiemuniz]