Don't say the Tosh.0 Blog never covers the 2012 elections.

Daily Show who??

[via The Daily What]

He has no shot at winning.  No one's gonna vote for a guy with a beard.

[via IAB]

Rick Perry has a new campaign ad. In it, he says:

I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.

Peter Coffin went ahead and fixed that ad.

There is something wrong in this country. And it's that people like Rick Perry don't actually walk around with a giant ass for a face.

[via The Clearly Dope] [Context]

Just what we need…  Another "Washington insider" running for office.

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"Mike," I hear none of you saying, "why don't you ever inform us of the latest in Internet-related current events?"

Good question!  The Internet isn't all Halloween lights and stripper pumpkins.

For instance, yesterday, President Obama became the first president to launch his own Tumblr.

Does this mean the President will be reblogging all of your favorite animal pics?  Probably.

So, Mr. President, as part of my civic duty, I hereby present to you this image that I reblogged on my Tumblr for use on the presidential Tumblr…

It feels good to finally be an active member of our participatory government.  God bless America.

[via The Daily What]

When she buys stickers for folks in prison, she brings milk. Not backyard meth.

Michele Bachmann for a healthy prison party 2012!

[Bad Lip Reading, previously Rick Perry]

No Mike Hunt? Okay. Iva Boner? Iva Boner here? Iva Boner in the audience. Moving right along. Dr. Anal Sex? Dr. Anal Sex.

Where is everyone?!

[via The DW]

Newspaper editors, on other hand, are quite awesome.

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I'm up for giving life on Mars a go.

[via IHC]

I can't wait to see Malcolm debate his opponents. I assume every rebuttal will be, "Yeah, but being retired with $40 million at 19 has not been awful."

And then he'll throw in something about their mom.

[via @frankiemuniz]

This scandal is making me so upset I just want to EXPLODE.

[via The High Definite]

"…and then he, uh, took those bells and sank the Japanese ship in, um, Pearl Bay. And then he jumped inside a big wooden horse and hid there until, uh, nightfall when he rang the bell to set all the, um, slaves free."

Class dismissed.

[via Videogum]

Every president says that until they meet those sexy Greek ambassadors!

[via The High Definite]

In case you've been living in a cave for the past 12 hours, Osama bin Laden is dead.

I intended for "living in a cave" to be a pun, but turns out Bin Laden had been crashing in a swanky Pakistani compound.  Just one more thing he ruined… my pun.

The Internet immediately reacted the best way it knows how: with image macros.  The one above has been popular, summing up the past week's events quite nicely.

Maybe now we can finally lower the Terror Alert Level to green.  Wait, what's that?  The Obama administration also got rid of the Homeland Security Advisory System last Tuesday and replaced it with a system that isn't based around meaningless colors??  What a week!

[image via Reddit]

Mr. Donald Charles Unsworth died doing what he loved. Hating the president.

[via BlameItOnTheVoices]

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel gets to the heart of Phil Davison's issues in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

Phil Davison announced his future political aspirations in this week's Web Redemption.

Here's all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Phil Davison
• This week's Video Breakdown featured a DJ that was on fire (almost literally)
• We put 20 Second on the Clock for a poo muncher
• Members of the Tosh.0 team parodied a 31 legged race
• We had children reenact a number of online porn classics
• Confused by those child reenactments?  Daniel gives you the proper context in this uncensored online exclusive
• And Daniel dropped by the Nigerian embassy

Finally, you can check out every single raw clip used in tonight's episode in this week's raw clips guide.

TOMORROW on an all new episode of Tosh.0, Daniel sends Phil Davison on the campaign trail.

TUNE IN AT 10!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next week on a brand new episode of Tosh.0, Daniel gives Phil Davison the chance to make a speech without scaring the audience.

TUNE IN!!! TUESDAY AT 10!!!

Yesterday afternoon, Gawker broke the story and by that evening Congressman Chris Lee (R-NY) had resigned.

Gossip site Gawker outed Rep. Lee for lying about his marital status and sending the uber-sexy topless photo seen above to a woman he found in Craigslist's personals section.  The married politician almost immediately decided to leave office citing "the harm that my actions have caused my family, my staff and my constituents."

Now, I assume that Chris is a regular reader of the Tosh.0 blog, so I'd appreciate it if the rest of you could stop reading here so I could have a minute with him myself…

Come on, dude?  Craigslist?  You know why most political sex scandals involve call girls and prostitutes?  Because you pay those people money.  And money keeps people quiet.  That's like Politics 101.  Worst case scenario, they try to blackmail you, you pay them more cash.  It's a vicious cycle, but it's a cycle you can control.

And you used your personal Gmail account??  Are you kidding me?  I use an old anonymous Hotmail account on Craigslist if I'm trying to find a used bookshelf.  You didn't realize she'd be able to Google your email address and find out who you were?  What should of given that away is that Google runs Gmail.  You know, Gmail — that thing you're using to send pictures of your congressional pecs to strangers.

And let's talk about those pecs for a second.  Sure, you're in decent shape, but a tight T-shirt wasn't good enough for you?  Or you don't have a pic of you at the beach?  I'm not a woman, but I'm pretty sure if I had to define the word "creepy" with a picture, it'd be of a middle-aged man taking a shirtless photo of himself in a mirror with his cell phone.  The flexing was a nice touch though.

But two years in Congress was a hell of a run for a guy who's this stupid.  You're like a kid who joins the Mafia and immediately starts bragging about all the crimes he commits.  Two years is a long time to not get whacked.  You should take pride in that …the same way you take pride in your body.

We'll miss you, man…

Alright, hopefully no one but former Congressman Chris Lee read that.  It got pretty real.

[via Gawker]

So I am not an expert on what's happening over in Egypt, but from what I've gathered by looking at random pictures on the Internet, Mubarak has broadened the hat ban to include pots.

But the people in Egypt remain strong.

Fight on, my brothers!  Let nothing not be worn a top your head!!

[via Blame It on the Voices]

Mubarak has banned hats.  But the protesters have found a way to fight back.

[via Reddit]

A supporter of U.S. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid wears Chuck Norris earrings during a campaign event in Nevada.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear jewelry, jewelry wears Chuck Norris. Etc, etc.

[via blameitonthevoices]

Hopefully you can find the time to eat a cookie.

[via CH]

November 2nd is election day. So make sure you vote! Not just for the sticker but for the greater good of our society.

In California, we've got Prop 19 on the table. It's the maybe legalization of pot, people.

What is that old saying, someday you'll be able to do in the privacy of your home what Zach Galifianakis does on national TV?

Someday.

[via TBT]