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"Let's make a toy that's the exact opposite of Sarah Jessica Parker."

[via It Makes No Sense]

He made it to the second round of auditions for My Soulmate.

[many more at DancingAloneToPony]

As the great Ginuwine once said, "If you're horny, let's do it. Ride it, my pony."

[via I am Bored]

"It will give you experience for if you happen to have a problem like this later in life," former queen Savanna Steed said with a smile. "You already have the experience of riding a stick horse!"

Horse herpes: useful for later in life.

[KSL via The Daily What]

If they took the golden egg-laying goose, I will literally lock myself in my room forever!  Not even my favorite of our domestic workers will be able to convince me to come out!!

[via The High Definite]

There are things you see that just can?t be unseen. Like?walking in on your parents doing the deed. Or that scene from The Ring where she crawls out of the well. Or pictures of your friend?s surgery. Or this. Creepiest. Video. Ever.

I screamed at 3:03.

Besides the obvious creep factor, the fact that her (its?) back legs don?t touch the ground really gets me. That?s some levitating, talking psycho pony shit right there.

And then, what?!? It dies at the end of the first song. WTF? And poof! That thing is back up to sing the wickedest version of Wicked?s Defying Gravity I have ever seen. Scare-y.

If you can stand the horror, stick with it to 7:04 when the ponies? awkward display of affection literally gave me chills.

Honestly? This can?t be intended for children. What a creep show! Who wants to get tickets?