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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

It Better Not Rain Before They Come Home

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 22, 2013 at 11:00AM

chalkpoo

Wow, the Stevenson's daughter is kind of a bitch.

Great handwriting though.

[via Acid Cow]

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Pink And Blue? Now Everyone Can Wear It!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2013 at 5:00PM

peeandpoopshirt

It's either this or I <3 NY.

[via Izismile]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Portable Potty

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 17, 2013 at 12:00PM

Portable Potty

Is this the car poo lane?

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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That's One Way To Do It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 24, 2013 at 12:00PM

skippingstep

"Teamwork! Amiright, Luxor? Gimme five!"

[via LiveLeak]

Same Lizard Sh*t, Different Day

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 22, 2013 at 2:00PM

This seems like a good time to plug my latest children's book, "Animals Have Buttholes, Too."

[via CollegeHumor]thumblizardshit

Because Waiting Rooms Aren't Awkward Enough

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 16, 2013 at 6:00PM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

Sorry but I can't shit without at least 10 friends present.

[via Acid Cow]

How Cute Are Puppies?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 19, 2013 at 10:00AM

Smells better than 99% of air fresheners.

[via Izismile]

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World's Sh*ttiest Birthday

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 4, 2013 at 6:00PM

Not bad, but it would have looked more believable if you'd thrown a couple of nuts in there.

[via Izismile]

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'Yes, That Font's Perfect'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 4, 2013 at 10:00AM

It was gonna say "poor" but she ran out of money.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

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But Swimming Settles My Stomach…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 4, 2013 at 6:00PM

What if I have inactive diarrhea that's just waiting for the right moment like say, in a pool?

[via our post-supervisor's building]

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