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Not bad, but it would have looked more believable if you'd thrown a couple of nuts in there.

[via Izismile]

It was gonna say "poor" but she ran out of money.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

What if I have inactive diarrhea that's just waiting for the right moment like say, in a pool?

[via our post-supervisor's building]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..

Honestly this sounds a lot like Jennifer Lopez' last single. And you KNOW that booty farts.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Crushable]

Johnny (and all 14 of you who liked his suggestion), I hate to break it to you, but we've already used "Two Girls, One Bowl" (as it's officially called) as a Fan Favorite.

Luckily, however, you have two things working in your favor:

1. Every other suggestion from last week's comments was also already used.
2. Carly came to visit New York a couple weeks ago and she didn't bring me shit!

So here you go.  Two Girls, One Bowl.

Maybe this will teach her that polite coworkers bring a gift.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Alright, the iPoo is not an official Apple product, but flushing it does sound better than that iPod you loaded up with Lana Del Rey songs.

[story via The Sun / image via AcidCow]

The elves make the toys, but this guy makes the chocolate.

[via IAB]

Acid is weird, you guys. Definitely stick to meth.

[via Dangerous Minds]

"I have to go poo" will get you out of everything from running a red light to not inviting a guy up after he pays for your dinner.

Trust me.

[via Happy Place]

THIS IS WHEN I VOMIT!

[via I Am Bored]