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And you thought dating got tough later in life for normal guys.  Try being 50 and single with a mermaid fetish.

[via I Am Bored]

David Blaine's newest trick.

We received over fifteen hundred comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Adam Sullivan.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

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With the impending NFL lockout, this is set to become
the #1 spectator sport in Jacksonville, Florida.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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Last Friday, we showed you "God Unleashes Wrath On Pool" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "God Unleashes Wrath On Pool."  I believe in the separation of church and title.  Let's rename this video.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote by a small landslide was Chris H with his title, "It's finally a good time to spank the monkey."  I DON'T GET IT, CHRIS!  IT'S TOO SUBTLE!!  Just kidding.  It's hilarious.  Masturbation.  Awesome.  Congratulations, Chris H!

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

You know, they could probably avoid incidents like this if they removed that giant pool from the field.

[via UniqueDaily]

…just imagine how "Summer Jesus" feels!

Supposedly, he was so angry, he turned the entire pool into wine and binged for like a week and a half.

Ha.  That's just a joke.  That never happened.  Because the dive broke Jesus's spine.

[via Julia Segal]

Notice how the person near the upper right of the picture doesn't have her guinea pig?

That can't mean good things for the guinea pig.

[via Julia Segal]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Noah! You can come to my house! I live in LA. Can you be here by 10:30?

We'll have pizza and watch the show! I can't wait! I've already seen it a few times so I hope you don't mind if I just say the jokes along with Daniel. It'll be fun. I promise.

Oh! Can you bring Sprite? I already ordered us a cookie cake. And bring your friends! But make sure you bring enough Sprite for everyone.

This is going to be great. After the show we can go swimming! (If you bring a pool.)

Again, I've got the pizza and the TV and the cookie cake. You're bringing Sprite and people and a pool. What a fun party!

Who else wants to come over TONIGHT at 10:30pm/9:30c to watch an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0 on Comedy Central?!