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Plunged four toilets this morning. Still cleaner than the subway pole.

[via Acid Cow]

Santa is gonna be so fucking pissed.

[via Buzzfeed]

Signed a contract AND dropped the kids off at the pool.

[via Fail Nation]

He read a magazine AND some bathroom graffiti. (It's an eye joke, guys.)

[via People of Walmart]

Look he's got a lot of things to do today, and wiping his ass just isn't one of them.

[via I am Bored]

Is this the car poo lane?

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Jokes aside, that dog's shitting asshole is really proud of you, honey.

[via Acid Cow]

This makes more sense when you realize Joe is a fly.

[via Izismile]

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The best part? He doesn't even work there.

[via Break]