poop

So have I. But I'm not going to wear a damn sign about it.

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"Maybe if you had gotten your lazy butt off the couch and taken the dog lamp for a walk, it wouldn't have pooped on the floor!"

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I saw Carl Lewis do the same thing in the 1987 Pan Am Games.

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Call of Doody

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Wesley Barnes.

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"If you're going to wear the gas mask, at least close the door!"

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There's actually an easy way to prevent this: Stop feeding your cat.

[via Reddit]

The elves make the toys, but this guy makes the chocolate.

[via IAB]

But he does take a shit.

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Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald is facing a $100,000 lawsuit after giving ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent a steaming pile of shit tattoo.

Rossie claims that Ryan was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but?after finding out that Rossie had cheated with his best friend?Ryan retaliated with this.

You know what they say, don't bite the hand that's tattooing your back.

[via Early Onset]

Yo, Is This Racist? is a Tumblr blog that will answer all of your questions on what is and isn't racist.

And the site tackles some big issues.  Like this one…

Shh….  White people, keep quiet.  The other races must never know the truth…

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