Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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"Maybe if you had gotten your lazy butt off the couch and taken the dog lamp for a walk, it wouldn't have pooped on the floor!"
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"Ugh. 'You're pooping'? Your improvisations always suck. I'm going back to giving the people what they want… goggle strap chewing. There. That's better. That's a hit video. Goggle strap chewing."
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