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Don't look at it too long- it's actually hypnotizing you to like Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

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You know your rock band is cool when your instruments are covered in spermicide.

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How am I supposed to get my shower steaming hot?

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Forking virgins is the best way to disguise sexual inadequacy. And that's the truth.

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The dad was furious.  Both him and his wife are Sprite drinkers.

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From the makers of Frosted Freaks, Apple Jerks and Cinnamon Toast Cunt!

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It?s about time you guys had a glimpse of all the horrible s**t we have to sift through to find funny Internet videos. Can you guess what happens next in this popular type of Internet video?

Lately, we've had Macho Man Randy Savageon the brain here at Tosh.0. Naturally, when a friend over at Buzzfeednoticed that Macho Man was being ripped off by Justin Timberlake, we had to post about it.

Years ago, Macho Man wrote a ballad about his late friend Mr. Perfect. Even a casual listening of "Perfect Friend" along side Timberlake's "What Goes Around Comes Around" reveals an uncanny resemblance. Is it plagiarism or just another inappropriate impression? Listen to both songs and tell us what you think after the jump.

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This guy isn?t even messy ? he just drinks Coke too quickly for them to empty the trash cans. It?s okay though because he?s the fastest guy in the office. Did I write "fastest?" I meant "fattest."

My pet theory, though, is that we've found Coke Drinker's grotto (AKA: Sodahead13).

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