TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

Yeah, You Like That, POPE?

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 14, 2013 at 11:00AM

I sure hope the new pope appreciates good, wholesome, non-homoerotic entertainment like this.

Cuz there's a lot more where that came from.

[via VideoGum]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Wax On

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 27, 2012 at 12:00PM

This marks the first time where the real life version is creepier than the wax statue.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Rob Lewis.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Wax On

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 23, 2012 at 4:00PM

Is the Pope Catholic? Does he use rolling luggage?

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Adam Berry/Stringer/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: BYO Pope

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 30, 2011 at 12:00PM

This year for lent the Pope is giving up the 3rd dimension.

Over 800 people decided they didn't mind going to hell and commented in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Doug Wilson.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: BYO Pope

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 26, 2011 at 4:00PM

And that's how I told my boyfriend we were keeping the baby.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Thomas Kienzle/Stringer/AFP/Getty Images]

Here's the Pope Using an iPad

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 29, 2011 at 4:00PM

"Damn Angry Birds Level 3-6 to hell!!!!!!!!" – The Pope

[via BuzzFeed]

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The Protest To End All Protests

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 21, 2010 at 6:00PM

We're all protesting something. Be it the spread of HIV or the fact that Curb Your Enthusiasm only gets 1 viewer for every 10 viewers Two and a Half Men gets.

[via The High Definite]

The Pope Wants Priests to Blog

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 25, 2010 at 5:00PM

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One of today's big new stories is Pope Benedict XVI's decree that priests should try to spend more time using modern communication methods such as blogs.

Says the Pope on his website:

"Priests are thus challenged to proclaim the Gospel by employing the latest generation of audiovisual resources (images, videos, animated features, blogs, websites) which, alongside traditional means, can open up broad new vistas for dialogue, evangelization and catechesis."

Yeah, that sounds like a great idea: Encouraging sexually frustrated men to spend as much time as possible on the Internet.  I don't see that ending well.

But hopefully all these new web savvy priests can start to convert people back from the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Ceiling Cat.

Vatican Calls the Internet "Blessed"

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | May 22, 2009 at 5:58PM

The pope blesses the internet

The internet used to be "the tool of the devil," but now, according to The Register, the Vatican declared "the internet blessed." Looks like someone discovered tentacle porn.

Amen.

[photo courtesy of roblisameehan]

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