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Tasty Tramp Stamp

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 3, 2014 at 6:00PM

Her father was furious… that she completely forgot about bacon.

[via Acid Cow]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

If you want good moo shoo pork, you've simply got to be willing to spend on that high quality, uncut, English pig cum.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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A Jewish Gay Dude's Worst Nightmare

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2012 at 12:00PM

"Thanks, but I'd rather have the matzo balls."

[via I am Bored]

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The McRib Is Coming Back!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 14, 2010 at 4:00PM

That's right!  The sandwich I didn't care about in the '80s is coming back so I can once again neglect it in the year 2010.

It's weird to say that: The McRib is returning for 2010.  It's like expecting that I'll be able to drink a Crystal Pepsi in 2021.  Or rent a DVD from a Blockbuster video in 2039.

But sure enough, on November 2nd, the legendary sandwich will return for the first time in 16 years.  Maybe this is the era the processed pork monstrosity was meant for?  It always had an air of possibly being from… "the future."

[ED. NOTE: To clarify, the McRib is coming back nationwide for the first time in 16 years.  I don't doubt they never took it off the menu in many of our readers' backwoods towns where it is a staple of the local diet and used as a sacrament in bizarre religious ceremonies.]

[via Eater]

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Canned Unicorn Meat: Not The Other White Meat

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 22, 2010 at 11:00AM

ThinkGeek, a blog that sells geeky toys, apparel, and electronics, offered Unicorn Meat on their site as an April Fool's Day prank. In the product description they called it "the other white meat".

Over a month later the site received a cease and desist from the National Pork Board regarding infringement of their slogan "The Other White Meat":

Ha! Pork Board! You guys are so cute. Unicorn Meat doesn't exist. It was a just a joke.

Don't you have better things to do than issue cease and desists on imaginary products? Like, well, I don't know what a Pork Board does.

You should try to birth pigs that are automatically maple-flavored or something.

Yeah! That's more productive.

[via Gawker]