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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The best used car ad ever. Extra junk in that trunk. 
• A crazy naked guy ninja-ing in the subway. He must do yoga. And drugs.
• 24 things to do to a passed out friend, IF they leave their shoes on.
• Ciara got served on stage. Like, with a lawsuit.
• A 6th grade teacher showed his class Saw. Homework: Have nightmares!
• Kanye may have cheated on Kim with a model, and I use the term "model" loosely.
• A Wendy's location has a 9-patty burger, in case you want to kill yourself but aren't sure of the MEATIEST way to do it.
• A woman with a chainsaw and a ski mask chased kids around her neighborhood. What else is she supposed to do? Missouri is boring.
• Amanda Bynes is still on top of her Twitter game. And is coming out with an album.
• Top ten highest budget pornos. Remember when Pirates came out?! The good ol' days.
• And a very sexy Turkish model. Happy Humpday!

[photo via Buzzfeed]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• This guy is a Photoshop master. He and Rihanna look so happy together. 
• Twerking in the wrong places is GIF gold. But are there wrong places to twerk?
• There's a Google Glass porn app now. Talk about POV's.
• Eddie Murphy's Boogie In Your Butt, because I can't think of a reason not to include it.
• Phones Replaced With Sandwiches. Honestly I'd rather drop my phone than a sandwich.
• Sexy girls in tight dresses! We all like to be slutty sometimes.
• A guinea pig watching the rain in a cowboy hat. Jesus Christ this is deep.
• Nathan's Prank Texts really pissed some people off.
• Teeny tiny foods! I'll have 100 orders of pancakes, please.
• Samuel L. Jackson is holding a monologue contest. Get out your quill and ink.
• Talking Bellies temporary tattoos. My dad's spits out lint all day.
• And a great dane meeting a baby goose, so you have something to e-mail your mom.

[photo via Izismile]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Come on, wouldn't u rather watch Tosh.0 with sexy singles in ur area? ;) ;) ;)

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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[via I Heart Chaos]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Happy hump day! Who doesn't love butts.
• Autotune of the Charles Ramsay interview. The magic of the internet strikes again.
• How 10 porn stars lost their virginity. Shockingly not with the loves of their lives.
• Parkour fail compilation because FALLING! Classic.
• Tiger Woods got drunk at the Met Gala, thinks his eyes look totally sober.
• A 17-year-old invents program to keep Twitter from spoiling your favorite TV shows. How smart do you feel now?
• Don't do meth. Ever.
• Thief steals FOUR laptops by hiding them under cat food. Never. Trust. Cat people.
• 17 internet dating profiles that will make you stay single. So many sword references.
• And a big girl movin' it. Everything about this makes sense to me.

[photo via The Chive]

As you can see by the random fragment sentence above, Mike suggested a couple of things. But the others were stupid so here you go, Mike! Kiddie porn! Watch Daniel explain what they're reenacting here.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments! And also TRY TO SUGGEST SOMETHING NEW, nerdz.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Geez, I was finally hoping for some actual penetration in Heaven.

So… what's he into?

[via Happy Place]

Porn sure has changed since I was a kid.

[via Izismile]

And by "follow your dreams," we mean "finance your coke habit."

[via Break]