Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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I've been known to post a porn parody now and then. And then. But usually I just find them absurdly entertaining.
The Simpsons porn? Why? Roseanne? Yeah, I'll pass.
But this porn parody looks different. 'The King's Piece" looks…well, it looks good. Let's be honest.
?My husband is required to, well, perform publicly.?
Ha! Love it. Great porn writing.
I bet "The King's Piece" sweeps the AVN awards. Historically accurate period pieces always do.
We get it, pornographic Colin Firth. You're charming and you can stutter.
[via Buzzfeed]
If Dr. Phil makes a guest appearance, I'm out.
[via Buzzfeed]
"Oh good! They're making a Simpsons porn parody." – No one
"I was hoping someone would take this one untarnished thing from my childhood and sexualize it." – No one
"I've always kind of thought Marge was hot." -You, probably
[via Gawker.TV]
I'm taking a poll. How many of you want Daniel to watch 'The Human Sexipede' and then explain it to you in a 25-minute long video? I haven't asked him yet but I'm sure he's willing. I mean, it looks soooooo good.
?I?m so dirty that the girls from 2 Girls 1 Cup have to videotape their reactions when they watchme.?
That is quality porn dialogue, people. That's the kind of porn dialogue that needs to be retold by Daniel Tosh in a super long, wordy fashion.
Leave your pleading requests in the comments. Only you can make a porn parody Spoiler Alert become reality!
[via FilmDrunk]
Remember Roseanne? It was about an ugly family being annoying. This is that, but with sex.
You have to admit the porn industry has reached some sort of artistic pinnacle here. The people in the porno aren't even good looking and they're actually arguing like a family.
They've abandoned the porno standards (i.e. lack of plot and actors who don't look like John Goodman) in an effort to make a parody that's true to the show we all reluctantly watched with our Aunt Kathy.
Seeing Roseanne Barr and John Goodman have sex sounds like some sort of strange nightmare. But seeing Porn Roseanne and Porn John Goodman have sex after nagging at each other through dinner? Welp, I guess that's art.
[via TIFR]
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