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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

My Dad Fights Fire!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 22, 2012 at 3:00PM

He's not very good at it.

[via izismile]

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burn

dad

family portrait

fire

firefighter

house

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Hold My Leg, Grandma

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 9, 2012 at 5:00PM

You can't just give her three sheep and send her on her way anymore.

[via IHC]

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ass

duck face

grandma

pic

picture

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What Did You Do This Weekend?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 30, 2012 at 11:00AM

The correct answer has something to do with hymens.

[via IMNS]

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graveyard

hymen

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why

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She Holds That Pose A Second Too Long…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 27, 2012 at 10:00AM

She's never gonna get points for that shank, no matter how much she sucks up to the ref.

[via Bore Me]

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fail

girl

LOL

pose

ref

shank

suck

video

volleyball

Say 'Spaghetti'!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 18, 2012 at 2:00PM

Now crop that very real plate of spaghetti out of this picture so we can get a sexy pic.

[via IMNS]

How Was The Dance?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 2, 2012 at 6:00PM

Ugh. Never letting Mom chaperone again.

[via i-a-b]

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chaperone

dance

gross

portrait

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school dance

Hey, Let's Do The One Pose That Jake Clearly Can't!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 22, 2012 at 4:00PM

And then let's go DANCING.

[via izismile]

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dance

jump

picture

pose

prom

wheelchair

Don't Play With Your Food

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 20, 2012 at 4:00PM

UNLESS you're this girl. Then do whatever the fuck you want because you're awesome.

[via Rats Off!]

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ice cream

ice cream cone

kid

no hands

nose

pose

weird

Chalk Art

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 14, 2012 at 11:00AM

"Yeah, I've touched a boob. Big deal."

[via The Chive]

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art

boobs

boys

chalk

kids

pose

titties

Nothing Tastes As Good As Corn Feels

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 22, 2012 at 5:00PM

"We wish she was more like normal kids and she hated vegetables." -This girl's mom

[via reddit]

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child

corn

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