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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

'I Wish My Girlfriend Was More Like A Tree'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 3, 2013 at 4:00PM

'Cause she's all, "I only do missionary" and I'm like, "It'd be awesome if you didn't talk".

[via It Makes No Sense]

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dirty

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Sex

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The Problem With Family Car Decals

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 18, 2012 at 3:00PM

Maybe if you were open to more positions there wouldn't be an open position, prude.

[via The Viral Trend]

Tags: 

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LOL

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Assume the Teacher Stance

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 8, 2012 at 2:00PM

The smart money is on this guy having a mustache.

[via I Am Bored]

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Good Job Positioning Those Posters, Kid Who Works At The Movie Theater

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 25, 2012 at 3:00PM

Hopefully that gun has silver bullets.

[via izismile]

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