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Pantsless baby at the top of the key. Back to you, Mike.

[via Deadspin]

"I don't care how long you're standing outside your apartment but if you've exposed the inside of my avocado to air- TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE."

I mean, that's what I assume he wrote back.

[via Reddit]

If we've learned one thing from the 2012 Blog Awards, it's that you guys can't get enough bad tattoos. Y'all just love 'em!

The year's most popular post was this absolutely terrible Couple's Heart Tattoo, which proves that all you need to do to become internet famous is be young and in love. And really stupid.

Thanks to everyone who voted in this year's awards! I've had a great time working over the holidays.

See you all in 2013… The year I start working out and saving money! Hahahaha.

This is a sponsored post.

Here's the red band trailer for the Peter Farrelly-directed Movie 43.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Posting to the Tosh.0 blog is easy, Jeff.  All you do is tweet something incredibly stupid and then I put it up for you.

Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

You guys are some vocal sons of bitches! Especially if you hate something. Like, say, Miley Cyrus' music. And that's why the post Miley Cyrus' Performance Of Nirvana Is The Exact Opposite Of Nirvana came in as the most commented post of 2011. For those of you who didn't get to say something horrible regarding Kurt Cobain's suicide the first time, now's your chance!

Runner-up goes to I Think I've Been Shopping At The Wrong Walmart. And a well-deserved third place goes to A Tale of Two Backs.

Thanks for all the feedback, guys. Keep it up! If your words aren't making us cry, they're probably making us laugh.

Share your Batman name in the comments! Mine's Batman! Awesome!

And I did it for Mike too.

His is Robin.

[via Videogum]

It all started 1 year ago today with a post featuring our Tosh.0 "Where Amazing Happens Parody."

The next day, we had our first ever blog post.  Let's take a minute to revisit, shall we…

LUCKY MOUSE

Spoiler alert: The mouse lives.
But joke's on you, mouse. That cheese has AIDS on it.

Oh man!  Does it get any better than that?!?

Actually, probably not.  That was one of our better jokes.

But we've persevered anyway!  2,476 blog posts over the past 365 days.  It wasn't always easy and it wasn't always drop-dead hilarious, but we've always been here.  Every day.  Blogging.  They won't let us leave.

Today, we'll look back at some of our favorite posts, some of our most popular posts and some of our worst posts.  And as usual, it's all for your amusement.  (Well, your amusement and  so we can get paid and continue to eat at the fancy sandwich shop.  I can't go back to eating at Subway.)

Yo, yo, yo all my chicks and playas! If you need a review of your local Wendy?s all you have to do is log on to Cityvoter.com where fellas like Chris post bawlin? stuff, yo.

14 out of 14 people found Chris? review of the ?crispy like you never SEEN? nuggitz and the ?mean girls workin the friers? helpful. Because what more could you ask for out of a review of Wendy?s?

If you?ve ever been there you already know the cheezeburgerz are mad square, yo. And dippin fries in a frosty is like ?WHAAAAAT! Greazy tasty brainfreeze in yo mouth, yo.?

[via EatLiver.com]

Wondering what you missed on the Internet over the weekend?  Well, I'll tell you…

Bears!

Someone dredged up the above photo of two bears simultaneously scratching their backs on a sign post from the National Geographic website.  It's filed under the magazine's "Tops Shots 2007."

Now, you may ask me, "Mike, why the heck would I want to look at a two year old picture of bears scratching their behinds to start off my work week?"

Let me answer that question with two additional questions, "Isn't this possibly the best picture of two bears simultaneously scratching their backsides on a sign post that you've ever seen?  Is that not reason enough?"

To which you would most likely answer, "Yes and no."

Fair enough.

But seriously, this bear picture was the best thing I saw all weekend on the Internet.  Even websites need a couple days off from the daily grind.

[via Bits & Pieces]