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New excuse to not work out: "But what if I get sodomized by my clone?"

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Empty trash.

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You don't know where I'm hiding.

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Sure, her hands were always sticky. Don't overthink it.

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I had to break her heart and tell her the reason Justin isn't eating is because she isn't pretty enough.

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In fairness, they're not claiming to have built a legacy. They're building. It's a process. It takes ytime.

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This is so fake.  You can tell because the real Human Centipede only has 12 legs.

But people can dream…

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Hopefully that gun has silver bullets.

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AdWeek is calling Sheets Energy Strips' ad campaign the worst of the year. But AdWeek and I have very different opinions when it comes to potty humor. Because I think this is brilliant.

No one is going to look twice at a poster for a dissolving caffeine strip unless you throw a poop joke in there. (Sign-ups start today for my Advertising 101 class!)

One more just to get my point across…

Come on, that is some funny sheet.

5. The title. OBVIOUSLY THE TITLE.

4. The stock photo African orphan. Can he save them? Will he save them? Hopefully he has 10 cents a day.

3. The fact that it stars Gerard Butler. Here are the last three movies I saw starring Gerard Butler:

Case closed.

2. The title. Did I already say that? It's just such a great title.

1. The tagline. It's a bummer that "IT'S A JOB. IT ISN'T PERSONAL. WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE…" was taken. But "HOPE IS THE GREATEST WEAPON OF ALL" will certainly do.