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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

Hey Exercise, Go F*ck Yourself

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 30, 2013 at 1:00PM

pushups

New excuse to not work out: "But what if I get sodomized by my clone?"

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Bravo, Movie Poster Vandal

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 28, 2012 at 5:00PM

Empty trash.

[via Buzzfeed]

Play Safe

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 22, 2012 at 6:00PM

You don't know where I'm hiding.

[via The Chive]

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Your Grandma Was A Slut

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 8, 2012 at 4:00PM

Sure, her hands were always sticky. Don't overthink it.

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Here Comes the Airplane, Bieber

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 4, 2012 at 2:00PM

I had to break her heart and tell her the reason Justin isn't eating is because she isn't pretty enough.

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Building A Legacy

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 22, 2012 at 2:00PM

In fairness, they're not claiming to have built a legacy. They're building. It's a process. It takes ytime.

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A Perfect Event for Valentine's Day

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 7, 2012 at 10:00AM

This is so fake.  You can tell because the real Human Centipede only has 12 legs.

But people can dream…

[via Reddit]

Good Job Positioning Those Posters, Kid Who Works At The Movie Theater

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 25, 2012 at 3:00PM

Hopefully that gun has silver bullets.

[via izismile]

Is This The Best Ad Campaign Of All Time?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 21, 2011 at 2:00PM

AdWeek is calling Sheets Energy Strips' ad campaign the worst of the year. But AdWeek and I have very different opinions when it comes to potty humor. Because I think this is brilliant.

No one is going to look twice at a poster for a dissolving caffeine strip unless you throw a poop joke in there. (Sign-ups start today for my Advertising 101 class!)

One more just to get my point across…

Come on, that is some funny sheet.

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5 Reasons I Love The 'Machine Gun Preacher' Poster

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 19, 2011 at 3:00PM

5. The title. OBVIOUSLY THE TITLE.

4. The stock photo African orphan. Can he save them? Will he save them? Hopefully he has 10 cents a day.

3. The fact that it stars Gerard Butler. Here are the last three movies I saw starring Gerard Butler:

Case closed.

2. The title. Did I already say that? It's just such a great title.

1. The tagline. It's a bummer that "IT'S A JOB. IT ISN'T PERSONAL. WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE…" was taken. But "HOPE IS THE GREATEST WEAPON OF ALL" will certainly do.

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